Chopping Blonde

The PlazaBUZZ never misses an opportunity to cut on Blonde. Although we didn't report this one, a fellow KC Blogger at one of our favorite reads, State of the Line, does a fine job of calling out the falsities of the obviously deceptive marketing scheme that Blonde is using to attract new patrons.

Oh and, by the way, we've a new spicy rag in town, ENVY. Move over INK. I fully expect to see Courtney Cox in character as Lucy Spiller from TV's crass and overly-materialistic (aka, crap) "Dirt" walking the streets of the Country Club Plaza, wind oddly and eternally in her face so that her raven-colored locks flow from her pretty little head.

From ENVY:

"Conveniently located in the trendy and eloquent Country Club Plaza, BLONDE is a mix of award-winning artist and interior designer Jeff Low and Los Angeles based Lucid Entertainment’s creation of a warm, alluring and sophisticated ultra-lounge."

And this where it gets good... our SOTLers are fellow grammar snobs (although I hope they leave my own errors alone):

"Where to start? With the description of an inanimate object as well-spoken? With the bizarre wording that implies Jeff Low was used as construction material? With the comical and nonsensical term “ultra-lounge”? Better to just ignore it, I think."

Awesome. Running out to nab my ENVY now. Maybe I'll stop by Club Blonde... at 10am I'm sure it's warm and peaceful.

Topeka Symphony Orchestra @ Halls Tonight

Get your symphony on at Halls tonight when the Topeka Symphony Orchestra comes into town to raise the roof and raise some funds.

10% of all purchases at Hall's will go to benefit the Symphony. They will be playing from 6pm to 830pm.

I'll be out on The Plaza tonight, so I'll likely stop by and get all culturey and stuff. Of course, then head over to Club Blonde to see if LJ is there.

UPDATE: I dare say it's a good thing that we don't have a ton of readers yet because I failed to do my homework. Halls was doing a benefit, but the Symphony was not playing... oopsy daisy.

Was Larry Johnson Really Charged?

I'm not talkin' 'bout these charges:

"The victim says she had respectfully declined Johnson when he offered to buy her a drink the week before and on Oct. 10, spit in her face and told her he would kill her boyfriend, according to court documents. The municipal citation states Johnson’s bodyguards then tackled the victim before she was escorted from the club. The club manager then asked Johnson to leave, and the Chiefs running back then tried to spit on the victim three more times, the citation alleges. Johnson faces another charge of simple assault stemming from an incident in Feb. 24, 2008."

• I want to know if LJ got charged for the $750 bottle of champagne that he was drinking.
• I want to know if the $750 champagne was the composition of the spittle x 4 that he attempted to direct in the victim's face.
• I want to know how much of the $750 bottle of champagne was left in the bottle.
• I want to know if the bottle and viles of spittle can now be found on eBay.
  

If not, then that's how Club Blonde can get paid, yo. 'Cause I know how we all gots to get ours.

BTW, if they have a mailing list, let me know when the "Say No to Spittle Night" occurs.

BTWx2, spitting? Isn't that what babies do? I guess LJ is still wearing the diapers, eh Mr. Vermeil.

BTWx3, hey LJ, I actually do brand monitoring online in blogs & forums... drop me an email if you can use my services for some reputation management.