Party On, Dude

Hearne Christopher, Jr., of the KC Star, reports, "For the most part Kansas City Police statistics appear to indicate that all three -- Westport, the Country ClubPlaza and the Power & Light District -- are places where comparative peace of mind can be attained while partying like a rock star."



MOST CRIME 5/1/08-9/30/08

1. Westport (284 crimes)
   
2. Plaza (197 crimes)
   
3. Power & Light (157 crimes)

He continues, "Numero Uno on all three districts crime hit parade: stealing."

BigBadBob commentary: Damn that Summit Street... it's killing us here on the Plaza... I think I see glass on that street from a car window every weekend! He did not report on the percentage of these crimes that were committed by Chiefs running back Larry Johnson.

Was Larry Johnson Really Charged?

I'm not talkin' 'bout these charges:

"The victim says she had respectfully declined Johnson when he offered to buy her a drink the week before and on Oct. 10, spit in her face and told her he would kill her boyfriend, according to court documents. The municipal citation states Johnson’s bodyguards then tackled the victim before she was escorted from the club. The club manager then asked Johnson to leave, and the Chiefs running back then tried to spit on the victim three more times, the citation alleges. Johnson faces another charge of simple assault stemming from an incident in Feb. 24, 2008."

• I want to know if LJ got charged for the $750 bottle of champagne that he was drinking.
• I want to know if the $750 champagne was the composition of the spittle x 4 that he attempted to direct in the victim's face.
• I want to know how much of the $750 bottle of champagne was left in the bottle.
• I want to know if the bottle and viles of spittle can now be found on eBay.
  

If not, then that's how Club Blonde can get paid, yo. 'Cause I know how we all gots to get ours.

BTW, if they have a mailing list, let me know when the "Say No to Spittle Night" occurs.

BTWx2, spitting? Isn't that what babies do? I guess LJ is still wearing the diapers, eh Mr. Vermeil.

BTWx3, hey LJ, I actually do brand monitoring online in blogs & forums... drop me an email if you can use my services for some reputation management.

Blonde Actually a Night Spa?

I don't know what the hell Kent Babb of the Star is talking about and which falsehood he is trying to get us to believe more in regard to Larry Johnson's recent activity in Blonde:

1. That The Plaza's "Blonde" nightclub is a place where "the lights are dim and the music is calming." Riiiiiiiiight! Mr. Babb, have you ever been to Blonde? Skip Blonde and visit their neighbor, Fred P. Otts, where you can listen to the bass rattling the walls, since they are shared with the calming influence of Blonde's intense decibels, without paying a high price for cocktails. In fact, you can enter Otts' meditation room to really feel the vibration of house bass through the walls letting it become one with your soul... just don't forget to wash your hands on the way out.

2. That we should feel pity for Larry Johnson and his self-admitted need to "grow up and face his weaknesses." Poor LJ and his $750 bottle of champagne. I really can't believe that any white woman would say no to him... the bartenders in Blonde say that they all love him. Of course, any woman that is trying so hard to find Babb's "warm and peaceful" environment in KC, such as that claimed to be present in Blonde (that still cracks me up), is likely to also be in search of The Bling. In that case, LJ can have 'em.

If I'm looking for warm and peaceful, I'll be reading Kerouac's "Good Blonde" over a hot cup of tea at the Plaza's Barnes & Noble. Good women can find me there.