Monday, November 10, 2008

Chopping Blonde

The PlazaBUZZ never misses an opportunity to cut on Blonde. Although we didn't report this one, a fellow KC Blogger at one of our favorite reads, State of the Line, does a fine job of calling out the falsities of the obviously deceptive marketing scheme that Blonde is using to attract new patrons.

Oh and, by the way, we've a new spicy rag in town, ENVY. Move over INK. I fully expect to see Courtney Cox in character as Lucy Spiller from TV's crass and overly-materialistic (aka, crap) "Dirt" walking the streets of the Country Club Plaza, wind oddly and eternally in her face so that her raven-colored locks flow from her pretty little head.

From ENVY:
"Conveniently located in the trendy and eloquent Country Club Plaza, BLONDE is a mix of award-winning artist and interior designer Jeff Low and Los Angeles based Lucid Entertainment’s creation of a warm, alluring and sophisticated ultra-lounge."
And this where it gets good... our SOTLers are fellow grammar snobs (although I hope they leave my own errors alone):
"Where to start? With the description of an inanimate object as well-spoken? With the bizarre wording that implies Jeff Low was used as construction material? With the comical and nonsensical term “ultra-lounge”? Better to just ignore it, I think."
Awesome. Running out to nab my ENVY now. Maybe I'll stop by Club Blonde... at 10am I'm sure it's warm and peaceful.

1 comment:

Color [Me] Happy said...

Love this. Blonde has got to be one of the most superficial hang out in KC that try to act like a NYC club. Hello people we are currently in the land of um...OZ. It is just so overrated, and everything is way expensive. It really isn't worth it at all. Obnoxious, stupid people who pretend to be someone else. Oh well, live and learn!!!
Basically, a glorified frat party!! Its a shame poor management and owners who claim to understand the club business would open on the COUNTRY CLUB PLAZA which IS a very classy hip place.