Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Was Larry Johnson Really Charged?

I'm not talkin' 'bout these charges:
"The victim says she had respectfully declined Johnson when he offered to buy her a drink the week before and on Oct. 10, spit in her face and told her he would kill her boyfriend, according to court documents. The municipal citation states Johnson’s bodyguards then tackled the victim before she was escorted from the club. The club manager then asked Johnson to leave, and the Chiefs running back then tried to spit on the victim three more times, the citation alleges. Johnson faces another charge of simple assault stemming from an incident in Feb. 24, 2008."
  • I want to know if LJ got charged for the $750 bottle of champagne that he was drinking.
  • I want to know if the $750 champagne was the composition of the spittle x 4 that he attempted to direct in the victim's face.
  • I want to know how much of the $750 bottle of champagne was left in the bottle.
  • I want to know if the bottle and viles of spittle can now be found on eBay.
If not, then that's how Club Blonde can get paid, yo. 'Cause I know how we all gots to get ours.

BTW, if they have a mailing list, let me know when the "Say No to Spittle Night" occurs.

BTWx2, spitting? Isn't that what babies do? I guess LJ is still wearing the diapers, eh Mr. Vermeil.

BTWx3, hey LJ, I actually do brand monitoring online in blogs & forums... drop me an email if you can use my services for some reputation management.

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